I was lying in my bed, 'twas a beautiful day.  The sun was shining and daffodils were blooming.  I turned on the fan and opened a window.  As I gazed out I noticed a monkey swinging from branch to branch.  A peacock gave a great call from it's high perch next to the monkey.  Daffodils bloomed from amongst the brilliant feathers.  Bananas were ripening in the pine trees and bees buzzed as I saw a baby grizzly take possesion of the huge comb...

DAFFODILS - their scent filled my room as I asked them to please perfume me. 

I saw a fish lying on my floor and asked, "how did he get there?" 

"I dropped from a pool in the clouds.  I don't know how I got
here though."

"Well, where would you like to go?" I asked him.

"To the Mediterranean Sea, please."

"Okay," said I.  "Hang tight."  His sharp dorsal fin cut my hand as I picked him up and threw him with all my might across the sky.  I heard a distant, dying "Thaaa
ank yoo
oooouuuuu..." 
And recieved a message a week later from a falcon with a Greek accent that said, "The Mediterranean Sea is wonderful, and much cooler than the sky." 

Lovely, thought I...